But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
