So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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