If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
