Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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