I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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