So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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