Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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