if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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