so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
