DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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