I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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