We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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