I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I intend to get homeless drunk
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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