Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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