what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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