Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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