What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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