yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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