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I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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