There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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