At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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