the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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