I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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