I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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