Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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