we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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