Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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