i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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