you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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