At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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