well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm both gender and math confused
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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