Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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