Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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