Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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