Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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