i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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