Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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