Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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