hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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