lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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