As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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