420 ftw
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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