is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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