We won't sleep together?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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