Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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