Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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