So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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