just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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