If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
