Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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